The bus hit Dave with a thump, his thoughts started leaving his head, as if attached to the blood and skin on the bus’s windscreen.
The “Being Brilliant” course had started it all really. Dave had merely wanted to irritate his new boss, his nemesis, archetypal fast-tracked manager, the character of an amoeba with none of the charm and the threat of dysentery with any prolonged exposure. Dave was looking forward to working for Brian about as much as he would having his leg sawn off or going back to that school aged twelve. He needed to stall for time whilst he worked out a longer term strategy. Claiming that Brian was no better than an Auschwitz guard at Nuremberg when told he was just implementing the policies from senior management had not gone down well and ‘The Art of Being Brilliant’ sounded just the ticket to buy some time out. It also looked like a doss. It turned out to be more of a revelation than Dave could have imagined.
Dave’s life involved few non-work related activities. In the pub his friends encouraged him to practice chatting up women, laughing at the unsuccessful results but claiming to be offering advice and moral support. The oasis of calm was the French film class, Dave’s secret, something that revealed him to be a more than the boorish exterior evidenced by the tired work persona and drunken pub activities, somewhere to use his brain addled though it unquestionably was these days. It was there he met Maya, bewitching and enchanting Maya. Clearly way out of his league he resolved not to make an idiot of himself but he found himself far too often watching her than the film and his French was certainly not good enough to understand without subtitles. Maya rarely made any eye contact but if she did she gave a little smile. Dave was not good at reading body language it was as much a mystery as quantum physics it made him uncomfortable and, in contrast to down the pub, rather shy.
The ‘Being Brilliant’ course had been really quite good, it hadn’t been the hippy love-in he had rather expected but more a gentle nudge that perhaps he had more choices than he thought about how he viewed his life. It had given him a curious impetus to change tack. He began to look at life more positively and it had paid off, the response had been pleasing. Dave’s new engagement at work represented a seismic shift. None of his “friends” from the pub had seen fit to call him lately neither had he been down the pub, but he did not seem to mind he didn’t miss it any more than he missed them.
He had always participated in the French Cinema class to a degree, he would wax lyrical now and again but seldom bothered with the homework and further reading. so his contributions were most often glib comments to cover up when he felt he might otherwise look stupid. However now he engaged with a renewed vigour, the odd insightful comment, the odd respectful silence and listening and this also had a noticeable effect. He began to demonstrate a deep knowledge and love of characterisation and cinematography, to show a meaningful critique of the language. This transformation was not lost on Maya who seemed more attentive, it was as if the sweet little smile had just broadened enough to round her face a little more, it might not be so discernible to those not used to focusing on her face but he noticed, he knew it was there. That was when he had made his decision, he was going to ask her out. Sure she would say no and that was something he could accept, even expect but he would be spared the haunting ‘what if’ and if he was going to try to be brilliant then this was the obvious place to start.
So today when he saw Maya across the street there was no point in delaying, the time was now, whilst that nervous adrenalin gave him goosebumps, if he waited he’d lose his nerve for certain. He called over, she smiled and waved, he started across the road.
Everything went into a disquieting and surprising slow motion. Maya’s glance to her left, the look of sheer horror that washed completely over her face like a tide coming in, the very large and very red Number 53 bus, the abrupt thump of toughened glass on a not so toughened face. As his eyes closed and his head seemed to fog with the same colour as the bus he could hear the scream of Maya’s voice, she sounded really concerned. Just before his head hit the ground she was calling to him, she was coming closer, that was a good sign too, that meant she liked him…, didn’t it?